Midlife crisis???

I'm restless. When I use to get restless, things would get wild. I'd do crazy shit just to shake things up. I'd say something crazy or do something crazy. Now I'm a responsible adult with two kids, a mortgage, a car note and in-laws. When did things get so cut and dried? If I was any older (not that I'm not old enough), I'd think I was going through a mid-life crisis or something. How old do you have to be to be going through a mid-life crisis? Is there an age minimum on that?

Maybe I need a date night....or a 'get drunk and fuck some shit up' night!
I feel like I'm in the mood for some Limp Bizkit.